misterfenris

So after being in this apartment for a little over a two week period, I've finally gotten the basics more or less nailed down. Mixed unsorted laundry is still on the floor, there's a sense of general half-assery about the kitchen and fridge, and the bedroom looks like the aftermath of a Jc Penny's/Hot Topics/Borders explosion. But after a belated trip to Ikea (cheap swedish shit for j00!) and the begrudginge realization that if I am to pay rent for a place, I might as well actually be -comfortable- in it, I've nailed down the basics. Coffee Machine, Computer desk, and phone line. Yes! I no longer need to live like a heathen and watch my net porn archives from de floor! Loe I have risen up and can now squat/slouch like a man! Yar! Next stop? Prettfying the Drew hole. Cause damn these walls need posters. :p

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

Eh... maybe.

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was arrogant, acting like the dictator of your life.

Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would (almost) never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are disdainful of marriage.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally invested in it.

Slightly edited to be less then total bullshit. Can you guess where?

The Expatriot Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 10% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 50% on antitolerant You scored higher than 6% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Y'know.. I'm about two steps shy of fleeing now...


Hopefully I'll be able to get to posting fresh quizzes soon, thanks.